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(03/21 - 04/19)
You've shaken off all the lingering remnants of that serious attitude you were recently forced to wear -- and not a moment too soon! After all, and you have your reputation to think of. It's long past time to have some fun, and your only dilemma now is which charming offer to accept and which to postpone until tomorrow -- or next week, if absolutely necessary.
Being a good sport matters on and off the field today -- figuratively speaking. Whether you win or lose, it's how you handle yourself that speaks volumes, rather than the numbers. Be your best, composed self in the face of any and all outcomes.
A stressful situation at work will continue next week. Bickering coworkers are still unhappy with the unfair distribution of resources (or at least that's the way they see it). Lie low to weather the current storm.
The attraction you're feeling for your partner is smoking hot right now! Start the night with some sexy dancing at a trendy club, then try out a different set of moves when you get home.
There could be friction in the office today as coworkers succumb to stress, but you'll rise blissfully above it all. Having a steamed salmon salad with grapefruit and ginger dressing may have you feeling lighter than air, hovering over the madness.
From shower curtains to drop cloths, let your imagination play. Fabric painting is an easy skill even for the novice painter. It can add a punch to your home's decor. Check it out -- you'll find many books on the subject.
Be on the lookout for some agitators today. There could be some kids down at the beach or sandbox kicking up a ruckus and knocking over sandcastles. But you'll be able to step in and get them to cool it.
You are giddy with excitement over some new toy or pal that entered your life recently. Your playful mood is infectious and those around you get a kick out of your out-of-control antics!
When kids are around, there's bound to be action. A little one will set you free, with or without them. Keep your eyes on the front door or the gate latch for an excellent adventure.
(04/20 - 05/20)
This dutiful, responsible mood that has overtaken you has gone on for far too long, and you've decided that enough is finally enough. You're going to have some serious fun, and you're going to have it now! Whichever companion you invite along for the ride will be far beyond delighted. Feel free to say anything you might otherwise be hesitant about.
Power can't be built on sand. Without the support of those around them -- and under them -- people fall. Make sure you're addressing your team as well as your status today, or it will come back to bite you.
Use all your creative wiles today while trying to get your message across. It's important to grab the attention of others without screaming at them. You know the saying: You'll attract more bees with honey than with vinegar.
If your partner is the one who usually makes the plans, change things up today. Surprise them by taking the lead and creating a fun-filled day for the two of you. Who knows, you may find you like being in charge!
You'll turn people off today if you act pompous, so come down from your ivory tower and mingle with the great unwashed. You may find the food at the local greasy spoon to be crazy good, especially the meatloaf and mashers special.
Self-baste a chicken in the oven by saturating a cheesecloth with olive oil and placing it on the top of the bird before roasting as usual. Having friends over? You're not so sure, but don't be surprised if a few show up unannounced for the best chicken dinner they've ever eaten.
Is there a special opportunity you've been pondering for your little tyke? You could hear good news or get some helpful feedback from someone today. A call or letter may help you take a step in the right direction.
You and another cat -- or maybe some other critter, indoors or out -- are locked in a struggle of some kind. It's almost certainly not life or death, but it sure might feel like that to you until it's over!
The human on the other end of the leash wants to make every walk into a power struggle. You've had enough. If rearing back doesn't help, try sitting in the crosswalk. If all else fails, there's always slipping your collar.
(05/21 - 06/21)
We all need to let loose and have some fun every now and then -- especially you! It's not all that an uncommon state of affairs for you, because after all, you can't live without variety. At the moment, though, you're even more freewheeling, optimistic and ready to play than usual. There's just one thing to do: Gather the troops and organize an absolutely unforgettable party!
Being intellectual has both advantages and drawbacks. You are coming up with some great ideas -- but putting them into action is your weak point. Sharing them with those who are more proactive could help everyone make a buck.
Don't be surprised to find yourself communicating with others from afar by phone or email. Travel might be in your future, too, so keep that overnight bag handy. Now's a great time to take risks and push your luck.
Invite some like-minded friends to join you and your honey for an old-fashioned double date. Dinner for four can be a fun way to introduce some new people into your lives.
All of your work ideas and projects are rolling along, so it'll be a peaceful day. Take a long lunch and go Chinese. Order egg rolls and honey garlic prawns. Take a good book along to help while away the hours. 'War and Peace' should suffice.
Don't know much about geography? Buy a globe, and when you hear of a place on the news and you don't know where it is, spin the globe and find it. Make a family game of naming prominent cities and the countries they are in.
Who's got the moodiest baby going? You may feel like yours is definitely in the running today! Just let them pout a bit, then read them a funny story or make faces or tickle them. They'll come around eventually.
Your human pals might not know it yet, but you've got big plans for today. Right after your second or third nap, make sure you get started so you can surprise them with your amazing, fantastic results!
You'll have to find your intellectual mask if you want your opinion to count in today's light debating. If a rubber pair of glasses doesn't do the trick, try the 'I'm listening' pose -- that always works with certain humans.
(06/22 - 07/22)
Invitations aren't hard for you to come by, and it's not too hard to talk you into accepting them. The most attractive offer likely arrives via someone who wants to thank you for something sweet that you've never allowed yourself to be properly rewarded for. This time, don't let yourself refuse the gesture! Everyone deserves their time in the spotlight when it's earned, and you've certainly earned it this time.
You need almost constant reminders of a goal today in order to keep yourself from straying. The future beckons -- but not as strongly as the present! Resist the impulse to spend what you know should be socked away.
You're not usually obsessed with tracking down all the details anyway, so today will play naturally to your strengths. Focus on the big picture, and take an active role helping others stay on schedule.
Your sweetie is more than just a romantic partner, they are also a great friend. Take some time today to let them know how much they mean to you. You know they are always on your side.
You're the team leader, the light bearer, the skipper at the tiller, but today you'll let your crew make the lunch choices. You'll go with their decisions, unless it has a 'Mc' in front of it. At that point, take control. Even pizza will be better than that.
You are the one who leaves late, arrives early and rarely takes lunch. This day in particular, you will be okay if you say to heck with it. Follow your bliss to a movie you haven't had the time to see. Whatever it is, do something you have wanted to do and pat yourself on the back for making the time to treat yourself.
Pride -- it's the downfall of many, but you have it all in check. You are thrilled with your baby and all they've learned to do to date, but it doesn't go to your head. You rest easy in the knowledge of what a wonderful child you have.
You're pretty finicky, when it comes right down to it -- but sometimes you need to just dive in and go for it, even if the food or toy isn't exactly perfect. Today you can afford a bit more restraint.
Your owner will have to do something extravagant to win back her significant other, who is no bargain basement partner. Lay low while she works her magic; the more outrageous, the better.
(07/23 - 08/22)
'Entertainer' is your middle name, and you really feel it today. You can create an audience out of just about anything, too. There are plenty of opportunities to strut your stuff over the next couple of days, and you should jump on all of them. You don't need an actual stage to perform -- try a dinner table, a gathering of friends or in your own home. No matter where you are, give your fans what they came for.
Your fears may or may not be overblown, but taking extra precautions can't hurt things. Protecting your bottom line is your priority today, and playing it safe is only the first step in shoring up your assets.
The threat of power struggles -- among individuals or teams -- continues to grow. Use that famous creativity of yours to whip up a clever solution next week. Don't be afraid to experiment with unusual approaches.
Admit it, you love to read about celebrities' dating lives in the magazines at the gym. Before you find yourself getting jealous of the glamorous life, remember that what you have with your sweetie isn't movie magic, it's the real deal.
You're famous for your magnanimous nature and how much you love to give. Today you'll put a limit on your munificence, though. Coworkers will clamor for a taste of your homemade navy bean soup, but you'll fend them off no matter what.
You faced the challenge and came out smelling like roses. Your wooden staircase is the only boring spot left in your home after all that decorating. What is a guy or gal to do? Paint the back wall of each step with a color that complements the room.
Just like your kiddo, you have an earnest desire to maintain good will. There's nothing that they won't try to bring peace to the playground, and you can bring your mediation skills to the dinner table today.
Try not to worry too much about who's going to win the big staring contest scheduled for this afternoon -- you've got it covered. Whether it's out the window or face to face, you know you've got it in the bag.
You'll manage quite an achievement today, but it will go unnoticed -- at least for now. Whether it's staying in the yard or keeping out of the trash, you'll gain no glory but plenty of valuable confidence from your self control.
(08/23 - 09/22)
No matter what your best friend says today, you need to trust your instincts now and ignore all the doubts and worries that inevitably come your way. If you do go against your intuition and it doesn't work out, you're likely to spend far too long wondering what might have happened. This way, at least you should know that there really was no other way for you to act or react. You may even cross paths with someone you'd never have met otherwise!
The way to deal with long-standing obstacles is to be flexible. If you can't go in through the front door, try the side door. If that doesn't work, go around the back. The minute you decide to look elsewhere, doors open for you.
Feeling flighty? You're easily distracted next week, so you'll need to redouble your efforts to stay focused (and avoid the wrath of your boss). Just say 'no' to meetings and workplace dramas that might otherwise sidetrack you.
With so much going on lately, you'll need to be organized to keep track of everything you want to do. Confer with your partner and go over all your plans. Make sure you're on the same page and then go, go, go!
If you truly want to help people don't bring donuts, muffins or croissants into the office. That opens the door to the wanton consumption of empty calories. Bring carrot or celery sticks and hummus instead. It'll be a win-win situation for everyone.
Time is money, and you have just discovered that the post office has removed the stamp vending machines for whatever hair-brained reason. It could be time to listen to your partner and use an online stamp vendor.
Your baby may call upon you to exercise your famous skills as a healer today. If their doll or action figure has a boo-boo, a band-aid and a kiss should fix it. But if it's a wounded bird, you'd best call in the wildlife professionals.
You typically like everything done the same way every day, but you should try to mix it all up a little now. You never know what you might find cool or fun if you don't try it -- so give it a whirl!
There's too much action around the food bowl. You want your chow to be delivered in an organized fashion -- that is, without any competition nearby. That won't be the case, but you'll have no time to be flexible. Or rigid, for that matter.
(09/23 - 10/22)
A sweet, frivolous invitation arrives today -- one that involves nothing but fun. After the past week, you're unlikely to refuse, or even think about refusing. You may need to talk your current sweetie into joining you, but you should be able to entice them with either a romantic dinner or an espresso at that little out-of-the-way cafe . You've got what it takes to have the best of both worlds.
Others come to you with questions -- and they're about the details, not the grand scheme of things. Be prepared to answer right down to the nitty-gritty. It's the details that will make or break your position.
Don't settle for less at work next week. You're still craving major accomplishments and big, sweeping projects -- so follow that extravagant ambition and take advantage of any opportunities that come your way.
As long as you're happy overall in your relationship, little disagreements from time to time don't matter much. Keep your eye on the big picture, and let the small stuff remain just that.
The details won't matter to you today, so there'll be no need for deep analysis or scrutiny of any kind. It won't matter to you how much fat or calories are in a big slice of cherry pecan cheesecake as long as it's yummy and drizzled with lots of chocolate.
The cleaning and cooking can wait. Rock your child. The moments are precious and few. Babies don't stay babies for long. Who cares about the to-do list? It'll wait -- time won't.
Today, it's the smaller things in life that matter the most. Like a friend's thoughtful gesture, however minor. Or just hanging out with your baby and building a sandcastle together. It's all very, very good.
Let your human pals deal with the details of the day's activities -- you really can't be bothered to do much more than soak up a little warmth from a stray sunbeam. This is living!
You'll have a good day if you overlook the nagging details. They don't really matter anyway. Why focus on jingling tags when your owner's voice is like music to your ears?
(10/23 - 11/21)
You don't mind at all when someone else steps on your lines or tries to steal credit from you -- it's like they don't understand that making things happen is more important than simple recognition. No one loves operating from behind the scenes as much as you do, being in charge of the whole production without hogging the spotlight. Bring something awesome to life and forget about what history has to say.
Lowering standards is one way to meet your so-called goals, but it's not your way. When a boss suggests this type of strategy, then raise your concerns, early and loudly. There are more ways than one to reach the necessary numbers.
Seek out an independent opinion at work next week (from a manager, ideally) if you feel like you're on the losing end of a power struggle. The key is finding a fair arbitrator -- fighting back will just make you look bad.
Tone down your usual flamboyance a bit; today you'll want to fly under the radar. Let your sweetheart take center stage while you watch supportively from the sidelines.
The boss will be on a power trip today. You'll have no choice but to put up with it. Take your frustrations out t lunch. Talking about people behind their back will make your tuna melt and fries taste so much better.
In their mad dash to get to the bus stop your elementary-school-aged children forgot their lunches. Pick up those kiddies for lunchtime and treat them to a grown-up meal before returning them to school. They'll always remember this special time with you.
Idle chitchat at the playground just won't cut it with you today. You prefer to participate in some deep conversations, so call upon a friend who shares your need for in-depth discussions.
You may be a little out of control today, but that doesn't mean you have to embarrass yourself in front of guests. Try to just make sure that you're not the craziest cat in the room, if possible.
Keeping your composure can be a bit of a challenge for you, especially when you're on the leash. You'll pull it off today, but only if your owner keeps you right by her side, so don't resist the short leash.
(11/22 - 12/21)
Recent events that you're somewhat less than pleased about might make it tempting to just hop in the car, on a bus or on a plane -- basically, to go anywhere but here. That's not really your style, though -- you're used to facing life head on, and there's simply no reason for you to do anything differently now. Show up as expected with a grin and a wise comment.
If you're expecting a bonus for excellence, don't hold your breath. Your good work is being completely overlooked -- for now. You'll get your due sooner or later; for now, don't blow your own horn.
Seek out like-minded company at work next week, even if it means making contacts in other teams. You need someone who can match your intellectual spirit and passion for debate. A little encouragement could put those ideas into action.
A difficult situation will present itself today, so use humor to get through it. While you and your partner may not always see eye-to-eye, as long as you can laugh together, you are doing just fine.
It'll be your sense of humor that gets you through this stressful day. Use it to put a smile on the faces of harried coworkers as well. Shake it off at Happy Hour with pizza and beer later on.
When it comes to creating a tranquil setting in your yard, there is nothing and no one to stop you. Now, the walkway and pond are finished and your backyard is ready for the final green touches. Know that fish nibble on plants near the edge of the pool, so be sure not to grow anything that might be poisonous at water's edge.
Your compassion for others is amplified today, and you'll want to support those who are down on their luck in some way. Your little one will derive tremendous inspiration from a generous gesture you make today.
You are one happy cat -- and the whole neighborhood is basking in your glow. It's a good time to just chill out with your friends, though a few games of chase around the house might be good fun, too.
Being a lap dog has its advantages, but you wouldn't trade your size for anything. Or would you? A long journey in the woods for a constant massage? Hmmm.
(12/22 - 01/19)
As is so often the case, you've got something to show the world. This time, the lesson involves the virtue of subtlety at a time when it's far easier for us all to just give in and make a show of things. Strutting your stuff -- the same way the rest of the planet's population is strutting theirs -- may be the easy thing to do, but that just doesn't tempt you. On the other hand, you prefer to go your own way.
A business problem leaves difficult issues in its wake. You're constantly addressing these by-products rather than what is causing them. Look to the root cause today, to change it once and for all.
Coworkers will be amazed by your stamina and staying power next week. You continue to create your own buzz, and your impulsiveness and sense of initiative will make for an exciting day. Get as many folks in on the action as possible.
Today is just not your day. By noon you may be tempted to crawl back into bed and ask for a do-over -- which might not actually be that bad of an idea. Why not spend the day snuggling up with your baby at home?
Today demands a lot of you -- tasks have just piled up. Push through as best you can; quitting time is only hours away. Relax at home tonight and make a nice meal. Stuffed bell peppers will help those ol' workday blues melt right away.
There may be rain in the east but in the west it is still barbecue weather, and your parade of friends is always ready for an invitation. Give your hamburgers ad extra burst of flavor by tucking a nugget of frozen herb butter in the center of the patty.
If you find that you are taking things a little too personally, you might want to remember what you tell your tyke in similar situations: Just make like a rubber ducky and let it all roll right off your back.
You're the perfect example of politeness today -- or at least you feel that way on the inside. You'll let others cut ahead of you in the chow line or sit and listen to human troubles you just can't understand.
Don't let yourself be caught in a compromised state. Some things you can't do much about, but this is not a day to linger on an unwelcome lawn. Be prepared for the worst when doing your business.
(01/20 - 02/18)
You've already paid your dues, and nobody can argue with that. Your karmic account should now be firmly in the black, so it's definitely time for some much-deserved fun. Someone out there has noticed what you've been through lately, and they're more than willing to offer up their services to show you how to have fun again. Go along on whatever adventure they've planned.
The original idea may be yours, but collaborating with others helps you branch out into other areas. The sky's the limit when you work together, in terms of the numbers as well as the concepts.
You'll reach near-celebrity status at work next week. You can achieve anything, and everyone on your team is either jealous (in a good way) or wholeheartedly impressed (in an even better way). Make the most of this great energy.
You love being right -- and so does your partner. So how do you avoid getting caught in a power struggle? You're going to need to master the art of compromise. Sometimes it's better to give in to keep things running smoothly.
Collaborating with coworkers today will produce excellent results, but afterward you'll want to work alone. So get in the kitchen and create a masterful tamale casserole that you won't have to share with anyone else.
You will be ready for some peace and quiet after the noise of today's activities. Do your eardrums a favor. Wear hearing protection if you plan to use the chainsaw or drill today. The discomfort is temporary; hearing loss is permanent
Today, there may be a lot going on with your little tyke and you'll want to help them succeed. What can you do to further them along? Just putting them in that position is catalyst enough. Let them do their thing.
You're feeling like a mad scientist today, but good luck finding a lab coat that fits! Watch and learn how the world works -- you may tap into a big secret that only the humans know.
Things are in flux. Some days you're top dog; some days you're the underdog. It's one of the contradictions of living in your pack. That's fine with you; you don't mind a revolving alpha.
(02/19 - 03/20)
You're not expecting it from them, but a pal does you a tremendous favor today. You're not expecting this particular person to go out of their way for you, and you're pleasantly surprised to note that they also don't take a single bit of credit for it. They may try to be totally anonymous in their efforts -- if so, don't make a big deal of it, but do offer them a wink and a smile.
You get fully invested today -- make sure it's in the right thing! Emotional drama is just a red-herring, and one you could waste all day dealing with if you're not careful. Ignore it instead and focus on things that will boost your bottom line.
You have the right idea at work next week: Helping coworkers is the best way to make progress through the current flurry of projects and deadlines. Think on your feet, and you'll have no trouble keeping up.
If you've been thinking about improving your health regime, how about starting today? Let your partner in on your plans so they can help you keep on track. Even better, encourage them to join you!
Going through the day in a highly emotional state won't be good for your health. So take a chill pill. Not literally, of course, but with a few cups of second flush Darjeeling black tea. There's a reason it's called the champagne of teas.
You are all about efficiency. You're in the mood for soups and stews simmered in a slow cooker. Even better, when you get home from work, dinner's on! Refrigerate homemade broth immediately after it cools to preserve the flavor.
You love a good mystery. Today would be a wonderful day to find some time to indulge in your latest favorite novel or televised series. Or perhaps you'll star in the reality caper called 'The Case of the Missing Binky.'
Unless you're the only critter in the house (other than your grown-up human pals), you might have a difficult time of it. There could be a bit of bullying, or maybe the other critters get at your chow.
Your owner hates it when you throw in your two cents, but today you can't resist. When there's this much barking going on all around you, your voice will hardly be heard anyway.
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