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(03/21 - 04/19)
Someone's mumbling, and from the rumble of their voice, it sounds like fightin' words. You'd recognize them anywhere, and you're not at all intimidated. In fact, you're already thinking about how to apologize once the debate's over, because you know you're going to win. You probably even know how many sentences it will take to completely befuddle the opponent. Get over the guilt thing. It's not your fault you're better equipped than they are to handle this -- and just about everything else.
You're torn between resisting something you think is wrong and making a small boatload of money. If using people feels wrong, then is there really anything more you need to know? There will be other opportunities in your future -- and ones that don't make you feel wrong.
Life is a balancing act, but right now you need to focus like a laser on career concerns. Your domestic situation might be suffering as you throw yourself into your job. You can only try to plead your case and hope for the best.
Dishing celebrity gossip is one thing; spilling couple secrets is quite another. You and your sweetie's rep could be damaged, all for a few moments of fame. Keep your love out of the spotlight.
You're not one to pass up opportunities, and many will present themselves today. They'll all be quite interesting, but none will be more appealing than being offered a dinner of crab cakes and shrimp-and-corn bisque. Some things are just too good to pass up!
You have a drive for success today that pushes you to spend as much time as possible in your garden, caring for your plants so that have the best and biggest harvest you've ever had. A vague feeling of competition may be egging you on, but be careful not to indulge opportunistic tendencies.
Set some new goals. You're ready to forge ahead in business or career, especially if it involves a solo project. Taking the initiative wins you points at work. For now, you just need a plan!
Your eyes and ears will be wide open today, and you will find it easier than ever to pounce on opportunities when they present themselves. You might finally get outside, or maybe you'll sneak out of your bath time.
Take off the fake nose and sunglasses. You might think you're looking tough, but the clues you're giving off put your feelings out in the open, at least among other dogs.
(04/20 - 05/20)
Although you've lightened things up a bit, you're still not in the mood for exaggeration. So when a certain person starts to feed you all kinds of stories, you won't be patient. Not even a tiny bit. And if they start to try the old deflection technique, taking the attention off of themselves by asking questions about you? Well, that's almost laughable. Didn't you invent that ploy?
Move slowly, Taurus. Being meticulous is vital today -- you're out of Get Off The Hook Free tokens, so any details you miss could really sink you. The tiny ones are like splinters -- once they get a chance to make their way in and break off, they're a hundred times easier to feel than to see.
Suddenly today, you'll see things from a totally new perspective and will most likely take new insight away with you. So expect one of those earth-shattering a-ha moments -- probably while you're daydreaming.
Slow-moving might be your preferred speed, but that doesn't mean the rest of the world has their feet planted firmly on the breaks. Take the lead -- then take a chance and let your relationship catch up to speed.
There won't be anything unusual about wanting to move slowly in the morning, but you'll need to ramp up soon as the day will escalate quickly. A quick dash to the natural foods store should take care of that. After a yerba mate latte and some flax seed granola, you should be raring to go.
Envision your ideal garden with the sweetest tomatoes, the most succulent peppers in seven varieties, with borders of marigolds and zinnias and your entire dahlia garden. Take your garden to the edges of your wildest imagination for enlightenment you may be able to spark into reality.
This is a good day to firm up travel plans. It might just be a Sunday trip to Grandma's or a family holiday later in the year. You know just where to go to get the best deal on air or hotel bookings.
You are feeling down-to-earth and happily padding around the house or the yard, checking out your surroundings one more time. You can handle seemingly anything today, so don't be shy about saying hello!
Decide which you are, the archer or the arrow. You'll want to hit the open road yet again, but you'd be better served keeping those desires on a short leash.
(05/21 - 06/21)
Being excessive is at the very top of your list of favorite qualities -- or, more accurately, your guilty pleasures. Alongside it, you'll find a tendency toward the lavish, an urge to overdo just about everything and ... oh, but those are just other ways of saying 'excessive,' aren't they? You see where this is going. Enjoy it. It's what you do best.
You may find yourself wondering what the point of life is -- or reenergized about what really matters. Down time has a way of influencing your in a profound way today, no matter what direction that happens to be, and your bottom line responds accordingly.
Agreements you thought were set in stone turn out to be not quite settled. Your suspicions about rivals will turn out to be correct, but you'll need to confirm them in public.
When your partner has the upper hand, the balance of power is skewed. Couples should be teams, not warring nations. Call a truce and start over.
You'll be a no-nonsense, multi-tasking machine today. As a result, you'll get a lot accomplished, but the busy day will leave you exhausted and too tired to cook. So treat yourself to a no-frills dinner. Lemon-rosemary chicken and a green salad will really hit the spot!
You could find yourself very influenced by a housemate or partner today, just be careful not to sacrifice your creative instincts in favor of another's taste. Sure, it's be wise to take any logical and sensible advice, but when it comes to choosing the colors of the yarn for your new afghan pattern, stick with what comes naturally to you.
Your ambitions are fired, and you'll likely give some thought as to ways of upping your income. For now it's all in the planning stages, so leave time to go to the park or biking or other fun activities with the tyke.
Usually you can get your way with your humans by turning on the charm, but it doesn't seem to be working as well today. Don't panic -- you haven't lost your touch! Things will pick up really soon.
Don't waste your breath. Preaching will get you nowhere, especially with a certain dog who's not too bright.
(06/22 - 07/22)
All kinds of unusual, coincidental meetings are happening around you -- and to you. That's just the kind of energy you're attracting right now. So when you cross paths with someone you could swear you've known for years, don't be surprised you already know a lot about each other. In fact, if you're single, this could be a particularly fortunate meeting.
The moon affects more than just the tides. You feel the pull -- or the lack of it -- from whatever part of the cycle it is in these days, and today is no exception. You're like a fish whose behavior is affected by the amount of moonlight is available on any given day. How will you handle your allotment, Cancer? Choose carefully.
A certain problem has been on the stove and simmering for a little too long, and it's about to boil over. Try to let your actions speak for themselves. If you don't have to get involved in all aspects of this issue, leave it for others to deal with.
A little mystery makes for romantic magic, but be wary of too many mixed messages leading to one heck of a misunderstanding. Offer your sweetheart a clue to decipher the current relationship riddle.
Today will be great, like eating a big, gooey, chocolaty hot fudge sundae -- or it'll being as bad as having all those calories go right to your hips, and discovering that none of your pants fit anymore. You have the power to decide which kind of day it is.
Take advantage of the bounty of gorgeous spring fruits with a peach ginger upside-down cake or a classic strawberry shortcake that will create a thrill at your tea party. Cherries jubilee with vanilla ice cream will remind you that you should put some of these sweet gems into the freezer so you can make these recipes again in December!
You may have to play the role of healer. Perhaps the tyke or your other half has a tummy ache from all those holiday goodies. It won't be serious, and all you need do is apply some TLC, your specialty.
As much as you want to nap, something is going to grab your attention and won't let go until you deal with it. Even if you're a kitten, you'll feel old and grumpy as you lumber into action and take care of business.
Don't you sit and stay like a good dog? And who's watching your owner's back day after day? That's right, you are, so don't feel bad when it comes to doing something for yourself for a change.
(07/23 - 08/22)
Being asked a favor is nothing new to you. You're always available when a friend or family member calls, whether they're looking for a loan, a ride to work or a shoulder to cry on. You pride yourself on being a good and loyal friend -- and there's no reason to expect that to change. You may need to think for a second before you respond to this latest plea for help, though. It's a big one and you may not want the responsibility.
No one wants to hear about your budget resolutions, any more than they want to hear about your retirement or your ten-year plan. You need to be content to keep the things that fascinate you -- and rightly so -- to yourself for now. Find a less taboo subject than money.
Listen carefully, then make a decision and get to work. You have obligations to yourself and others, but you can't do both now. Let your own issues and projects go for the time being -- the team or the greater good needs you.
First impressions can only be made once. When your sweetie wants you to meet new friends, make more of an effort than usual to be charming and positive. Put your best foot forward.
You may usually be all or nothing, but it is possible to eat smartly today without sacrificing taste. Rather than getting Russian dressing on the side and skipping your large morning latte with regular milk, consider a healthier option that doesn't deprive. A light vinaigrette and a small latte, for example. See? There are shades of grey to be had.
Your neighbor claims that she's hopeless with everything from her houseplants to her lawn care. You don't even have to offer to help, the suggestions and advice come naturally to your lips. Don't worry too much about stepping on anybody's toes -- the person who presents themselves to you truly wants your help.
Now that the little one has all those new toys, time to get rid of some they've lost interest in. There's an attitude or relationship in your life that has also outlived its usefulness. Time to let go.
Playtime could last all day as far as you're concerned. Your enthusiasm shouldn't wane much between dawn and dusk, though you're likely to move on from game to game and take a few strategic naps while you're at it.
Good dog, you held onto your dreams. You've wanted to be the leader of the pack since you were a pup. Now you're discovering this goal isn't as out there after all.
(08/23 - 09/22)
An older, more experienced friend will be eager to help you out of a tight spot. And regardless of how you feel about accepting that help, you really should allow them to do it for you, just this once. If anyone's earned the right to a little rest and relaxation, it's certainly you, so practice relinquishing some of your responsibilities. It's finally your turn to be spoiled -- well past your turn, right? Have a great time!
If you're in love with your career, it makes sense that you haven't spent time looking for it elsewhere. You may get a wake up call of sorts when it comes to your attitude about money and where it fits into the scheme of things. You may readjust completely as a result -- or not at all.
It's a good time to seek promotions, raises or other new opportunities, even a little office romance, if you're looking. Your ambition is showing -- and the right people are taking notice. Don't let your momentum stall out.
Workplace flirtations are harmless, but take your mate's feelings into consideration before you decide to partake in any wanton banter. Resist the temptation to string along a coworker to boost your ego.
Getting creative with your criticism could cushion the blow of your blunt opinions. As it is, coworkers are afraid to be around you. It could account for the dearth of lunch invitations and why they no longer bring you back burritos or enchiladas. You might be more heat than they can handle!
It would be a much better idea to look at your housemate's spice bread (hard as a rock) as something more akin to biscotti than a disaster. Do your best to see the creativity and potential in creations that you could easily find yourself criticizing. How about a nice latte for dipping?
It takes dedication to make things work. You may have to teach your kiddo this valuable lesson today. Learning to stand up on those new skates won't be easy, but they'll do it if they put their mind to it and work hard.
You are going to be a lap-seeking missile today, constantly on the lookout for warm napping spots. Things might get super-cuddly late in the day, so you will feel like you've been taken up to heaven!
Being an easy-going dog is usually an admirable quality, but you could benefit from a bit less flexibility. Don't let just any human lead you along on the leash.
(09/23 - 10/22)
For days, just about everyone you know and love has been telling you that things will get better if you just hang tough and keep your chin up. Just this once, they are actually right. You can stop worrying now, and forget about the thousand little things that have been keeping you from getting a good night's sleep for far too long. Just relax and the stars will work it out!
You feel like a boat without a rudder, or like you've run out of steam. If the struggle is the only thing that's kept you putting one foot in front of the other, then hitting a plateau may make you wonder what to do with yourself. Put this lull to good use -- the financial struggle is at your heels, Libra!
When it comes to authority figures, make all the right gestures and say all the right things, then get back to work. Supervisors and management teams might be problematic right now as they flex their muscles, but you're way ahead of them.
Tap-dancing on your honey's last nerve? Even the most patient of partners has a limit to what they will put up with. Don't be annoying on purpose to push buttons.
You'll feel weird today, like you got up on the wrong side of the bed. You may need a pick-me-up before heading off to work. Oatmeal, cantaloupe slices, whole wheat toast and a big cup of coffee could transform you from lethargic to lively in no time flat.
You're feeling a bit down today and it has something to do with feeling that there are limits to your creativity. You feel as if your projects are sailing out to sea while you're marooned ashore. Try to see the advantages of the grounding you feel; the feelings of free-flying creativity will soon return.
Now that things are in a bit of a lull, you and the other half can discuss future plans. Such as how to make that home expansion project happen. You should be able to come up with a solution you both can live with.
Things are still pretty slow for you, but you don't mind -- everyone can use a break now and then. It might be a good time for you to try something a little different when it comes to facing that other kitty.
A soup bone looks good, but can you balance your many projects? If not, bury some in the yard for later and go for the bone now.
(10/23 - 11/21)
You're feeling great and bursting with fabulous energy -- let the world know how you feel. It's waiting for you. Besides, you'll be thrilled with what's on the menu today -- nothing but friendships, fun and romance! Just make sure you surround yourself with the kind of company that can sustain unfettered hours of leisure and entertainment. Your momentum is not for the faint of heart.
You're going head-to-head with everyone today, from your boss to the valet who parks your car. That means it's definitely you, but not that you can't make the most of this day of minor skirmishes and conflict. You can win over at least one key player by how you handle yourself.
Stay on task and in charge of your responsibilities. Any projects you start at this time will proceed smoothly and turn profitable quickly. You're the belle of the ball -- it's a great time to ask for favors from the boss or the board.
Too much of a good thing could be bad for you. Using indulgences to distract you from relationship problems doesn't help. Try to get to the root of your addictive behaviors.
Your ideas will be met with opposition today. Fighting for what you believe in could be futile and you'll be tempted to give in, but with persistence you'll eventually convince coworkers that veggies are a healthier pizza topping than pepperoni and peace will be restored to the lunchroom.
You know that doing projects together with others can be such a satisfying and fun way to spend an evening, but you might not have any current projects in the works with a friend. Remind yourself of the rewards of cooperative creation and call up a buddy to brainstorm or propose a plan.
You need to catch up on some correspondence, so why not use any downtime to do so. It's great to catch up with long-lost friends and relations. And it gives your little tyke a chance to work on their communication skills as well.
You know what you want -- all you need to do is go for it! Whether your ambition is small or totally grandiose, you will find a way to get one step closer to your dreams today. Just keep watching and waiting.
Sticking to the sidelines will be hard. You usually don't pile on, but you'll get caught up in the moment when a dogfight breaks out.
(11/22 - 12/21)
The day will turn out to be quite interesting, thanks to a mixed bag of heavenly influences. On the one hand, you're feeling especially close to an elder or authority figure. On the other, you're not quite sure who to trust -- or if you can trust anyone at all. Don't fall into that trap. There's always someone out there to confide in. You know who your someone is. Get in touch and start talking.
You're so focused on cutting corners that your efforts are making less and less financial sense. At some point it pays to pay, so to speak, and cutting corners just means you'll end up paying more to make up for it later. Choose wisely.
Whether it's in your job description or not, you have great ideas on how to save money, so start cutting back. Even if you don't control spending, pipe up with ideas on how to save bucks. Your supervisors will swoon over your concerns.
No one likes a moocher. Pay your own way, or better yet, treat your sweetie to a night out on the town. Pick up the tab financially and emotionally.
You'll be excited about being invited to an art gallery opening tonight and the art will be inspiring. However, the free food will be even better, especially when they start serving the crab puffs, Thai chicken skewers and tiny eggrolls. Let's not even talk about the free glasses of wine.
Do your best to ignore any word of a sale at the nursery or the grand opening of a new hardware store. You're focused on money today and the idea of counting, calculating, balancing and saving and not on spending. Make it a 'buy nothing day' and scour your fridge for your creative dinner.
You might want to hold off on the trip to the mall as the urge to overspend can be overwhelming today. Instead, nurture your little one's interest in music or art. There are plenty of free events around that will thrill you both.
You won't pussyfoot around today -- you'll march right up to anyone who offends you to let them have it! At the same time, if anyone really makes you purr, they will also hear all about it at great length.
You need more than a basket and dog food to feel at home. You need friendship and good feelings, too. Hang in there because that kind of happiness will grow in time.
(12/22 - 01/19)
Stop glaring at that higher-up from across the office! The person you suspect who is trying to give you the boot is most likely innocent. Just for a second, sit and think about this: What could anyone possibly gain by deliberately getting rid of someone with limitless energy who's always willing to better their last best effort -- which is who you clearly are. See? Breathe.
This is a great day to make big changes -- or at least to take that first baby step in a new direction. Initiating a plan is the key to making it to your long-term goals, even if it feels as if you'll never really get there (or anywhere). The future is coming at you fast, and you don't want it to be like the ground approaching your field of vision.
With all that hard work starting to pay off, you might just want to get started with a new round of projects. You can take a break if you're burned out, but don't feel obligated to break your stride if you're making good progress.
Take a moment to congratulate your honey on recent accomplishments. Everyone likes to feel successful, and your partner is no exception. Lavish them with praise and end with a smooch.
You'll be all about impressing new coworkers today. They'll be touched by your generosity as you bring bagels, cinnamon rolls and croissants especially for them. They'll like you a lot more than the rest of your coworkers, and wasn't that your ultimate goal anyway?
You know you deserve a pat on the back for the way you've overhauled the garden. Perhaps you got the neighborhood flea market off the ground almost singlehandedly. Long-earned recognition will come to you today for all of your hard work.
This is a day when you can change your whole approach or style. For now focus on the style, as in getting some wardrobe, hair or makeup advice. A more upscale image will give you more confidence to scale the ladder.
Things are working out perfectly for you, and your attitude is just right for getting along with your peers. You might feel like resting and just letting the world go on its own for one day.
Your dream of being alpha dog isn't idealistic. If you hang tough, you might be the last dog standing.
(01/20 - 02/18)
What a great day! You'll have all the energy you need to get your chores out of the way bright and early. Then, just as you're winding down from work and preparing to play, a team of heavenly ambassadors will arrive, ready to furnish you with a substantial second wind and some interesting playmates from a far-off place to help you spend it. Everything looks good, so take advantage of those cosmic gifts. Enjoy!
You're not content where you are and you're flailing around trying to break free of something. You don't have to know what or why -- all you have to do is acknowledge that you don't want to be where you are. Go from there; it can't help but be a better place.
For now, just lie low -- all will be made clear very soon. Too much is going on around you that you don't understand. Instead of trying to grasp at all those fleeting ideas and loose ends, wait until things settle down and the air clears.
Surrender to your urges regarding your loved one. Don't hold back a single emotion. Let go of inhibitions and the need to be in control all the time.
Your mind will be fuzzy today. A total lack of focus could have you absent-mindedly doing things you would normally abhor. You'll be aghast when you realize that you've polished off a New York Reuben and a stack of French fries, even though you're trying to lose ten pounds.
You feel so much better when you get an early start on the day, but you need more than getting out of bed to get you going. A light and protein-packed breakfast will help you to get a good start, and while you're eating it, you should make a strict list of tasks for yourself. If you don't crack your own whip, you'll flail about all day long.
You may have to apply a little discipline today. It could be your little ones are still too keyed up. Steer them towards productive outlets, such as helping you with the many chores.
Unlike your pack mates, the canines that join you with the dog walker have nothing in common with you or with each other. You're still a posse, nevertheless, so invest minimal effort for maximum enjoyment.
(02/19 - 03/20)
Isn't it about time to wreak havoc on your international phone bill once again? And isn't someone out there you really need to catch up with? Sure there is. If it's a friend, and it's your turn to call anyway, do it now -- why not do it even if it's not? If it's a lover, forget about turns altogether. You miss them. That's enough information. Who cares who makes the first move, as long as it's made?
You feel like something that the cat dragged in, or that a storm washed up on the beach. You're spent and dirty after a recent tussle over money or some other financial endeavor. You can learn from this, Pisces -- vow never to make the same mistake again.
Throw your weight behind the challenger -- your rivals are worthy of your attention. It's time for a change of leadership. If not officially, then at least you need to exert some kind of influence everyone can see and experience.
All work and no play make for a very unhappy relationship. Give you and your honey some comic relief. Go to a stand-up comedy show or rent your favorite side-splitting movie.
Ignore the fact that friends in high places are continually dining at swanky restaurants. You may not have that kind of bread, but what you can afford will be better than any four-star joint. There's something down-to-earth about a homemade open-faced hot roast beef sandwich that money can't buy.
You could certainly tackle the job of leading a community-building event such as a block party or workday, but do you really have the time? Just because you recognize the need for a leader doesn't mean that you have to volunteer take the position. Make mention and another will gladly step up.
One day your little precious will be able to accomplish the dreams that dance in their eyes today. Let them dream big. It's your job to point them in the right direction to find a way to make improbable things come true.
If you live with other critters, one or more of them will be a big help today when you're trying to retrieve a toy or catch up on your kibble. If you all work together, the house is such a nice place!
To submit or not to submit? That feels debatable when the clothes your owner considers de rigueur in dog wear make you cringe.
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