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(03/21 - 04/19)
They love you, and you know that -- but you never expected this kind of devotion. Does this mean you're not really friends at all; that you're the guru to their devotee? If it does, you're most likely outta there. You've never been a big fan of groupies -- or of the people they devote their attention to -- and you're certainly not going become one now. Wave to the people on your way out.
You're sifting through a lot of mixed messages and subliminal business to figure out what your next steps should be. Since things are so murky, any numbers you settle on are more like stabs in the dark than calculated decisions. You may ultimately wait for more information.
A lot is going on in your career right now, and you're not sure if that's a good thing. Do your best to dig up the underlying the weirdness. By late afternoon, you will be ready to move on and tackle some fresh business.
Sometimes you think the two of you are characters in a sweeping, dramatic love story. Other times, it feels a lot more like a screwball comedy. So ask yourself which it is today, and act accordingly.
You won't be comfortable with your family's lack of interest in doing chores today, so a rewards system might have to be established. Promise them if they get all of their work done, you'll make a chicken and Swiss cheese casserole and do the dishes.
Recycle uncomfortable furniture like that hand-me-down couch. Shop thrift stores or just shop thrifty to find a replacement that suits your personal style and puts a spring in your step, not where you sit.
This might be one of those days for your baby. What with all the new faces and games and remembering the sunscreen, their emotions might get the better of them. Just remember to give them some downtime and a few extra hugs, and all will be fine.
Your intrinsic pragmatism is overshadowed by spirituality today. Let the wind flow through your fur. You'll seek sunlight and air instead of the usual food and flair.
Another dog loves their collar. They think of it as a necklace while you think of yours as a handcuff. Dwell on this mystery.
(04/20 - 05/20)
You've kept quiet for days now. You've even refused to discuss the situation under all but the most private of circumstances. Since you've come this far, another day should technically be a piece of cake, right? Right. Unless you see someone you love -- someone you're used to sharing absolutely everything with. In that case, you'd better distract yourself. Either that, or just tell them, immediately, and swear them to silence.
Things are more connected than they are separate, so when you hear the news of the other side of the world, it affects your bottom line. The ease with which you -- and others -- have been able to make money are no longer appropriate. You're scanning the news for signs of a small correction today.
What's going on with everyone? What's with the odd energy? Clients are relaying weird, subliminal messages or wielding random details only you notice. Guess what? You can see what everyone else is missing too.
You get a little help from your friends because of some benevolent stars. Many hands want to aid you and your sweetheart, should you say the word. If you don't need it, extend some hands of your own.
Relationship issues may tap into your deepest emotions today, but don't fret, as this too shall pass. Do something to stabilize your mood in the meantime. A brisk walk with a friend, a light lunch and some good green tea will keep you on an even keel.
The possessiveness in a relationship at home won't sour your faith in humanity unless you let it. If a break is necessary, this evening is the time to calmly make it. Parting, if only for a while, readies your heart for new joys. Seek the help of a professional therapist if you find it touch to achieve grounding yourself.
Take a step back if you want to get the big picture today. You may have such a passion for all of your undertakings that you might not recognize the full effect while embroiled. You need a little distance and detachment to see clearly.
You love to talk, especially when your chatting brings you the better things in life. Put that good energy into the universe and it'll come back in spades. You'll fill your hours today with delicious treats and luxurious fabrics.
You'll get barked at with dizzying intensity. Don't know what you did to provoke it? The answer's simple -- the other dog's a moody mess.
(05/21 - 06/21)
At heart, you're basically a very social animal. You love nothing better than being with kindred spirits who understand you -- which isn't always easy to come by, since you're much smarter than the average bear. So once you find those soul mates, you'll do anything to keep them happy. And handy. You're in a very different mood right now, though, and it might feel unfamiliar. You want to hibernate, make the world go away. Don't worry, you're not losing your mind. This is normal.
The data is diverse but not deep. Surface indicators are helpful but you might hold back your final decisions until you get a less scattered sense of how the economy is going. Signs trickle in later this afternoon, which gives you more to mull over.
It's up to you mend things, and you can do it on your own. That's what happens when you're the only person willing and able to overcome denial and see what's really going on. Even if you can't convince others, you can still take right action.
Right now your memory is elephant-like. However, in this partnership, there might be moments you both are better off forgetting, especially if you have radically different points of view about what happened.
You may feel a bit peaked today, an indicator of a looming cold or flu. Rest is needed to fight this battle of the bug. So take a long nap and drink lots of fluids. And the day won't be complete without one (or nine) steaming bowls of chicken noodle soup
Willfulness suits your purpose and in a skirmish of desire, clarity about what you want makes you the clear winner. Honesty is more important than tact when you share with your new housemate the need to conserve water and energy by using the sleep timer on the TV and making sure faucets are turned completely off after use.
This would be a good day to review some basic health and hygiene rules with the kiddo. Such as the one about slathering on sunscreen and how often. And even though flu season is over, hand washing is still a good thing.
You're tapped into the vibration of the universe today, and should use that feline foresight to find an opportunity to do a good deed. Your presence will deeply impact someone, so get out there and hang around as many humans as possible. You just might get some of those good vibes back.
Sometimes you just don't want to do what your owner tells you. No dog can submit 100 percent of the time, and your owner needs to take out the calculator. Operating at 95 percent isn't bad.
(06/22 - 07/22)
When was the last time you went shopping for yourself? And not for household necessities or groceries -- or for someone else? When was the last time you actually went out to buy yourself something because you've been such a good kid? You can't remember, can you? What does this mean? It's definitely time you treated yourself to something fantastic -- something just for your eyes only!
Signing legal documents is becoming as passe as using cash. You'll want to get as much done online as possible -- but stop short of signing on the dotted line. For that, you want to use real ink -- and look into a human eye -- if you are going to make a big financial commitment.
There's plenty of time before the deadline, so take every precaution in your power. Review documents twice -- grab a coworker or two to help you parse out language that seems ambiguous to you. 'Better safe than sorry' should be your motto.
One of you is being awfully stubborn about a certain issue in this partnership (or is it both of you?), and it's clogging up the works. It's time to lose the attitudes and get back to your freewheeling selves.
You'll be a live wire today and have almost too much energy to handle. Tackle a big project while you have such high spirits. Why not make flounder stuffed with crabmeat for dinner and proudly show it off?
It's the perfect day for chili. Whether it's vegetarian, turkey or good old Texas chili, mix up some cornbread to go with it and eat on your patio with the fire-pit going. Your emotional intensity will match the fire in the chili.
Brace for some emotional intensity today. Your baby may be going through a lot of changes, and dealing with some pretty tough issues. All they really need is a shoulder to cry on and a treat -- then it's all smiles once more.
A distraction -- either a new animal or a human visitor -- complicates your environment. The stimulus will confuse your sensibilities. Don't freak out. Instead, take a deep breath, stay calm and have a snack.
Dogs who hesitate are lost. Don't allow yourself even one indecisive moment or you'll find yourself in the back of the dog catcher's van.
(07/23 - 08/22)
Just this once, don't automatically decide to fight with the authority figures in charge. Instead of going with your first inclination, try being nice. Consider compromising, even. No, it's not what you're used to. But even authority figures get to be right every now and then -- or at least to have well-intentioned motives. It's their turn, and if you're going to be fair, you should give it to them.
If it's not connected to The Internet of Things, then it seems like an antique. Your couch is just sitting there, not communicating with your stove! Actually, it's subliminally urging you to get up and buy something more up to date. Ignore it -- you should only listen to what the numbers whisper in your ear.
Everyone's busy with their own thing, so it's up to you to take responsibility today. This morning look at the issues in greater depth and consider what needs to happen. By mid-afternoon you will be ready to implement sweeping changes.
Find a fresh approach for a long-standing issue. If you and your sweetie resort to the 'usual' methods, you won't see results. After all, how many times have you dealt with the same challenge? Take a different approach.
It'll be nice spending time with your family today. They keep you grounded and remind you of what's really important. So plan a day outing that everyone will enjoy. Make dinner a low-stress affair by eating out. Pizza and pasta for the whole famiglia!
Antiques are waiting to be discovered in the attic of a family member. At least one treasure will turn out to be a priceless memento you keep. Reinvest the money earned from antiques you dust off and sell in a home improvement project.
Rely on your intuition today. Your baby is wrestling with deep feelings today, and it's up to you to help them make sense of it all. Encourage them to lighten up and take things in their stride, and they'll be all smiles.
You're a selfish kitty, that's clear, but try a different approach today. Practice graciousness. Give your catmate first dibs on the food or jump off your human's favorite chair after they've put in a hard day's work. Remember, life's not all about you.
You and another dog have made up, but those old resentments are just beneath the surface. One sniff in the wrong spot can bring it all back to the surface.
(08/23 - 09/22)
You've been shuffling through that pile of brochures for long enough. It's time to pick the one you like and really look it over. Whether it's Africa, Ireland or New York City, you need the change of scenery, and you know it. You also know you've earned it, and you're not getting any arguments from the powers that be. So why keep denying yourself? Break open that piggy bank, make sure your passport is current and hit the road.
The only thing more relentless than someone collecting on a debt is a dog with a bone. You're either being dogged or doing the dogging today. Either way, it's an exhausting enterprise. Negotiating a solution is the best way to resolve things, no matter what end of the equation you're on.
Take some time to check in with your people today. The morning is a great time for an informational meeting and quick updates with off-site colleagues. Later in the day, put your schedule on autopilot and relax a little.
Are you and your significant other putting some unnecessary restrictions on each other? Be careful, or you could block some much-needed vitality in your relationship. Are there some areas where you could loosen up?
Don't schedule more chores than you handle today. Be realistic about what you can accomplish by day's end. Then it'll be time to relax. Make a quick and easy dinner that the whole family can enjoy. Sloppy Joes and hash browns will fit that bill nicely.
Engage your mind by researching a country you have heard about on the news. You have untapped personal resources and your expanded consciousness can help heal the planet we all call home one baby step at a time.
If you've got a lingering family obligation, today's the day to take it on. Whether it's as simple as returning a favor or complex as planning a full family reunion, you're adept in both regards now. Show your little one how it's done!
Curiosity is your best asset. It's the wellspring of your personality and energy. Do everything in your power to protect and enjoy it. You're a feline sensation and everyone knows it!
Riding sidecar in the fire truck or winning the Iditarod -- unrealistic goals are fine as long as you remember to enjoy reality.
(09/23 - 10/22)
Sure, you're tired of drama. But it keeps things interesting, right? So when it comes up again, courtesy of that family member who just can't stand it when things are too quiet, you'll have a decision to make: A) Ignore it permanently, which will be impossible since you're related, B) delve in, get involved right up to your elbows and lose all self-respect or C) tarry around the fringes, and be honest about your curiosity.
Something sparks your attention today, and you can't help but check it out. Your curiosity may lead you to a profitable new venture -- or it may leave you shrugging and walking away. Either way, let yourself be led along until you know one way or the other.
Your instinct tells you to make a big change that addresses your perception of your career, so pursue your deepest ideals. And make sure you are true to yourself, no matter what is going on at work.
The simplest thing to do can also be the hardest. There's a pretty obvious solution lying in front of you and your significant other. For some reason, you're both reluctant to do it. It's time to figure out why.
Payday may have brought a financial boost, so splurge a little today. Eschew material possessions in lieu of something culinary. Dinner at a French restaurant will be a nice treat. Bouillabaisse and pot-au-feu will be positively decadent!
Feelings of being compelled surround you. We can't help but be influenced by the moon -- indulge your emotional side. Our bodies are over half water, so take a bath by candlelight and scent the water with lavender or other soothing oil.
There is a significant chance that someone you meet today will turn out to be a friend for many years to come. You may bond over talk of blankies and binkies, but a profitable business opportunity could follow. Be alert.
You may feel deprived of affection -- your human is out all day, or won't give you enough rubs behind the ear or time on the bed. Things get better later in the day, when you're back to feeling like you wish they would go away and leave you in peace.
Your owner doesn't like to reach into their pockets, although they're deep. That's fine with you because you value their love and attention much more than anything money can buy.
(10/23 - 11/21)
There's absolutely nothing you wouldn't do for a dear one -- especially that particular dear one you're picturing right now. So even if they push your buttons tonight, you won't let that get in the way of showing them the kind of evening out you've been thinking of for quite some time now. Go ahead. Bet they'll come up with a wonderfully creative way of thanking you.
Growth will be modest, not monumental, but you're still thrilled. As much as you could use the coins, it's a sign of things to come that really excites you. Things are slowly but surely going in the right direction for you and your bottom line.
Play it safe for the time being, especially if you're still feeling tender from a recent flop. Remember, you're still recovering from it, and though you're doing quite well, exercise caution with risky business and take care of yourself.
Super lovey-dovey astral influences mean that fires on the heart are burning higher than ever. True intimacy deepens and rises when you both put in the effort to really be there for each other and the relationship.
You'll wake up bursting with energy today, so put it to good use by spending the afternoon at the gym or on a brisk run. Follow that with a tuna sub on whole wheat and an apple and you may get another energy spurt that'll propel you into the evening.
Living flowers occupy sacred space. Add some to several rooms in your home. Contemplate the divine as you inhale the fragrance, feel the softness of petals, gaze at the stamen. As you realize you are in a sacred place in the universe, you find there is time for everything you want to accomplish at home.
It's not easy to transform from mom to seductress -- but you're willing to give it a try today. When you and the other half find some time alone, you can use your magnetism to create some memorable romantic moments.
Your soul possesses unmatched purity today. For a kitty with devilish intentions, your virtue is untouchable. Focus on making amends. Spiritually, you're in an ideal position to mend those bridges.
If you've languished in a cage, keep your hopes up. The right owner is just around the corner, being pulled to you by a hidden leash.
(11/22 - 12/21)
You're no stranger to good luck. Your attitude is so positive you can't help but attract it. You'll be even more of a magnet for it right about now, however, especially when it comes to your one-to-one relationships. Basically, anyone who crosses your path will arrive with a blessing of some kind. Your job is to spot that blessing and accept it with open arms. You do all kinds of things for other people on a regular basis. It's your turn to receive.
Two for one -- who can resist! You can. Your urges are better ignored than acted on today, at least when it comes to spending money. Keep your wallet safely tucked in your sock drawer today, because the pull could become too strong to resist.
Use any means necessary to get the job done adequately and they'll be lining up outside your door. Remember, a satisfied client is the best advertisement. Who knew the formula for success could be so simple?
Are the two of you ready to learn from the past? The stars say making a full and sincere effort to absorb these lessons results in a time of unprecedented sweetness and harmony in your relationship.
Spend some time alone today. Find a quiet cafe where you can read or ruminate on life. Be sure to spend the evening dining with friends, though. Sharing an orange glazed roasted duck dinner with hot and sour soup is one of life's meaningful little pleasures.
Your chance of feeling enlightened ecstasy today increases with less talk and more quiet action on your part. Your bedroom will expand to hold the universe and contract to hold just the two human beings when you look into your partner's eyes and match their breath.
You may be feeling a little moody and slow today. Why fight it? Your little one won't mind spending some quality time staring into space, up at the sky or out the window. It's how the seeds of inspiration are planted.
You're awfully reactive today. To combat that sensitivity, practice gentleness and forgiveness. Don't let yourself be drawn into the drama around you; stay the course.
Dreams of racing through meadows or down back alleys leave you feeling a bit disoriented. If you're struggling to discard their magic dust, focus on what always cheers you up: biscuits, your owner or the cat.
(12/22 - 01/19)
You're going to be a very happy camper for the next couple of days, and it all starts now. Wanderlust has cast a spell on you -- the kind of spell that makes it impossible to say no to a trip, a class or a new experience of any kind. Anything that appeals to your curiosity or helps you stretch your mind will be absolutely irresistible.
Big price jumps don't come out of nowhere -- they're based on deep foundations you may or may not be aware of. If you have no clue, then count on the advice of people who understand the structure of such things better than you do.
It's a day of isolation preceding brilliant metamorphosis. Spend the morning cloistered away. You have plenty to chew on now, and distractions won't help. By mid-afternoon, your momentum is at maximum capacity, surprising everyone around you.
Is this a flashing yellow light or a full-on stop signal? Only you and your main squeeze know for sure. What do your instincts say? Give yourself plenty of space and quiet so you can hear them clearly.
Detach yourself from society today. Taking a day for quiet contemplation can let you reconnect with yourself. It'll also allow you to do simple things that give you pleasure. A fried bologna sandwich with alphabet soup for lunch is one of them.
Battle the blues with bright flowers. Bring home an extra bouquet for a neighbor. Make a concerted effort to allow your partner to coax you out of the doldrums. Friends who have offered you a shoulder to cry on will arrive on the scene bearing handkerchiefs. It is okay to cry before moving on.
You may have delayed helping the kiddo get organized longer than you think. The tipoff: Neither one of you can remember the color of the carpet in their room. Once you find a place for all the toys and games, it will reappear.
You're a shifty kitty. Indecision will drive the humans around you crazy: you beg to go outside, and then you want back in; you whine for food and then you walk away. At a certain point, you'll even frustrate yourself. Take a deep breath and focus.
It's hard for you to remain detached when you see your buddies get picked on. You'll step right into the dogfight to help them out. What are friends for?
(01/20 - 02/18)
That old expression, if you ignore them, they'll go away? Well, that might not always hold true, but right now it just so happens to be quite accurate -- especially when it comes to a certain family member or friend who seems intent on obsessing over something neither you has any control over. Explain this once, then put some distance between the two of you until they get over it.
You're stumbling over your own feet trying to get ahead as quickly as possibly. Slow down -- the best way to get ahead is to take one calculated step after another. Harness your ambition, plot your course and put one foot in front of the other.
If you've thought about going green or pursuing eco-friendly alternatives, today's the day to move forward. New customers or coworkers will be right on your wavelength when it comes to socially responsible business dealings.
Finding the point where you're still you and yet also part of this couple can be tricky. You need some time to yourself so you can figure it out. Solitude is important. It's where you ask questions and get answers.
Recent romantic setbacks may have you feeling emotionally naked today, so do what you can to make yourself feel better. Making a big pot of chili con carne could cure your blues, and give you the energy to go on a good, long hike.
Your ambition aligns with your need to feel secure, so whatever improvements you make to your home will find success today. Grab a book on feng shui and rearrange the furniture for better movement of chi.
This would be a good day to show your kiddo the value of being socially useful. It's never too soon for them to give back to the community, no matter how small their contribution. You can help them figure out how to do this.
After adjusting to yesterday's huge change, avoid making other big decisions. You'll experience an ongoing dullness -- the minutes just seem to drag by. Curl up in a quiet corner and take a nap. You'll feel better.
Your owner is having deep misgivings about their career. If they're on the fence, point out the benefits of an outdoorsy job.
(02/19 - 03/20)
Regardless of where you are when the urge strikes you to say exactly what's on your mind, you won't be able to stop yourself. Not even a little bit. So before you make your plans for the day -- and for tomorrow, too, just to be safe -- you'd better make sure to surround yourself with people you've always been on the same page with. It's called troubleshooting.
Going over the numbers could turn up a big, unsettling surprise today. The emotional upheaval is short-lived but the work you have to put into cleaning up the mess lasts quite a bit longer. Get things in order as quickly as possible so you can move forward from this.
Revenge is a bad idea, especially when it's directed at management. Your boss will be pretty tough to deal with for most of the day, and early on you might feel like a doormat. Fight back the instinct to retaliate -- it's a no-win situation for you.
Perhaps you're not expecting too much of your sweetie pie; in fact, you might not be expecting enough. It's important to have standards for yourself and the people in your life (without being a taskmaster, that is).
You may be an emotional live wire today, so look to the support and love of your family to soothe your up-and-down moods. Cooking a big dinner could make you feel better, especially if it's a cheesy pasta and chicken casserole with ice cream for dessert.
You can trust the person watching your air tank, but call on angels to light your way as you dive for pearls of truth in waters murky with deception. You have the stamina to swim against tides that threaten to hold you back. Oh, and always go through the checklist when preparing to scuba dive.
There are times, like today, when you must encourage your tyke to get involved in things they are unsure of. Let them know which to give a try and which to walk away from. It's an important distinction for them.
Enjoy your feline gifts today. Explore high places, crawl under tight spots and mill around the garbage cans. One person's trash is another kitty's treasure.
You love your owner's feet resting on you in the evening, but when it comes to the cat, your emotions are a bit fuzzy. Is it love, or is she treating you like a doormat?
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